Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he was CRYING into my vagina
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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