a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
