i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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