I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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