I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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