Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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