a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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