i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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