We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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