is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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