So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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