Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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