So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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