Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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