I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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