Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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