Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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