Acid is not a monday night drug
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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