so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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