I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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