Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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