I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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