Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
