what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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