So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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