why do cheetos always look like penises
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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