YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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