OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Houston, we have a blender
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We are all done wearing pants today
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
