sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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