Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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