Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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