i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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