Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
