i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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