and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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