So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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