i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My vagina is very pro this idea
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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