mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we're making bets on your personal life
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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