you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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