normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sorry about my life...
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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