Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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