i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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