so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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