I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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