remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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