Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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