I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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