He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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