Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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