4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
are you still at the devil's house?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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