yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Come share oat with me in your robe
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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