How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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