I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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