i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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