How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
did you just send me my own nude
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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