I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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