How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please, let me fuck your mom
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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