i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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