were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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